Did you know atheism is bad for vampires.....?

I have a question here. With the onset of an atheist society that feels no connection with our Lord and His sweet commandments of faithfulness after marriage and abstinance before marriage...the ually transmitted diseases are rampant...if one is a vampire this is quite hazardous and time consuming. Do you realize the time a vampire has to spend now finding someone who doesnt have aids? Just picture it for those poor guys and girls now....they have to ask their victims, " excuse me ? are you monogamous ? "... Do you realize the risk factor now for them ? I mean the poor " suckers " are proly in a panic and on prozac just from the fear and risk factor alone. Do you think a vampire questionaire would make it safer for them ? I think reparations are due to all vampires from the atheist community for the risk and damages they've caused to vampires by rejecting the commandments mentioned. . Anyone agree or disagree ?