OMG Short Story!?

It was a day like any other. Harvey, the pizza delivery guy, was on his way to the beach where someone had placed a large order of pizzas. His car really stunk, and it was hot with all those pizzas. The smell just disgusted him anymore. Luckily, the beach wasn't that far away, and he arrived there fairly quickly. However, when he arrived it seemed no one had any money to pay him. "Great!" Harvey thought. What a bunch of idiots. They were all starving, but apparently they were all broke. They pleaded with Harvey to give them the pizzas. "I can't lose this job," Harvey told them. Their pleading was pathetic, and Harvey couldn't stand to listen to it anymore. So he took the stinky pizzas back to his car, muttering under his breath about how aggravating people are, especially when they're so drunk. Hey, it's just the life of a pizza delivery guy.